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This is a campaign poster that was posted in our school hall last week. Ignore the fact that this person cannot spell “sophomore” or “treasurer” properly. Look at the hand itself. Compare it to your own. (Hint: if you have a fingernail and knuckles on the inside of your index finger, see a physician.)

This is a campaign poster that was posted in our school hall last week. Ignore the fact that this person cannot spell “sophomore” or “treasurer” properly. Look at the hand itself. Compare it to your own.

(Hint: if you have a fingernail and knuckles on the inside of your index finger, see a physician.)

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Every single person who has known women knows women who awful shit has happened to.
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For the confusèd among you.

Old English (Anglo-Saxon):
Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
Middle English:
In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
Early Modern English:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
Modern English:
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
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ocularfracture: I’m feeling generous today, so I’ll be glad to give away one of my steampunk super heart necklaces free to one person who reblogs this! The rules are the usual: You can only reblog once, no creating fake accounts. It has to be a reblog; likes do not count. You have to be willing to surrender your address in order for me to mail it to you. And I’ll decide at the end of April who gets the heart. :3  Edit: Since so many people are asking where they can get one, I thought I’d bring light to the fact that the “source” link will take you to my Etsy shop where you can purchase one, if you’re interested. Thank you guys for all the reblogs. I’m pretty much stunned.

ocularfracture:

I’m feeling generous today, so I’ll be glad to give away one of my steampunk super heart necklaces free to one person who reblogs this!

The rules are the usual: 
You can only reblog once, no creating fake accounts. It has to be a reblog; likes do not count. You have to be willing to surrender your address in order for me to mail it to you. And I’ll decide at the end of April who gets the heart. :3 

Edit: Since so many people are asking where they can get one, I thought I’d bring light to the fact that the “source” link will take you to my Etsy shop where you can purchase one, if you’re interested. Thank you guys for all the reblogs. I’m pretty much stunned.

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fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo: [Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [people use capital letters in ee cummings’s name] ” Bottom text: “ [fly into rage]” I realize that this has ee cummings’s name in capital letters, but alas that is the nature of the meme. The point still stands. ee cummings didn’t use capital letters in his name. 

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [people use capital letters in ee cummings’s name] ” Bottom text: “ [fly into rage]”

I realize that this has ee cummings’s name in capital letters, but alas that is the nature of the meme. The point still stands. ee cummings didn’t use capital letters in his name.